38 Times Michael Scott Literally Had Zero Clue What He Was Saying by Baillie Parry 22. Woah Michael, not at the office, please. 23. When he wanted Oscar’s advice before his colonoscopy. 24. Is that too much to ask for, Dwight? Page 8 of 13Previous 12345678910111213Next Written by Baillie Parry Just your average girl from New York who loves her some Knicks basketball and city lights. Catch her laughing at memes endlessly and trying to find Mr. Right while on a date with Mr. Right Now.