38 Times Michael Scott Literally Had Zero Clue What He Was Saying by Baillie Parry 34. When Michael wasn’t too sure about declarations. 35. Prison Mike did a small stint in Azkaban. 36. That one time Michael was a wine connoisseur. Page 12 of 13Previous 12345678910111213Next Written by Baillie Parry Just your average girl from New York who loves her some Knicks basketball and city lights. Catch her laughing at memes endlessly and trying to find Mr. Right while on a date with Mr. Right Now.