38 Times Michael Scott Literally Had Zero Clue What He Was Saying by Baillie Parry 7. When he got the chance to live every parent’s dream. 8. Michael was struggling to grasp the concepts of love. 9. I’m not sure he’s necessarily mistaken in this instance. Page 3 of 13Previous 12345678910111213Next Written by Baillie Parry Just your average girl from New York who loves her some Knicks basketball and city lights. Catch her laughing at memes endlessly and trying to find Mr. Right while on a date with Mr. Right Now.