38 Times Michael Scott Literally Had Zero Clue What He Was Saying by Baillie Parry 31. When he was feeling like a proud parent seeing Jim again. 32. In Michaels defense, he was still upset Phyllis’ father was such a jerk. 33. When the spirit of Britney Spears took over his body. Page 11 of 13Previous 12345678910111213Next Written by Baillie Parry Just your average girl from New York who loves her some Knicks basketball and city lights. Catch her laughing at memes endlessly and trying to find Mr. Right while on a date with Mr. Right Now.