38 Times Michael Scott Literally Had Zero Clue What He Was Saying by Baillie Parry 37. Michael was just trying to be as formal as possible. 38. I think we’re all a little stitous Michael. Page 13 of 13Previous 12345678910111213Next post Written by Baillie Parry Just your average girl from New York who loves her some Knicks basketball and city lights. Catch her laughing at memes endlessly and trying to find Mr. Right while on a date with Mr. Right Now.