38 Times Michael Scott Literally Had Zero Clue What He Was Saying by Baillie Parry 16. He was on a roll during the office Christmas party. 17. Too bad Michael didn’t have Game of Thrones to help figure this word out. 18. It’s hard to keep up with his unique kind of genius. Page 6 of 13Previous 12345678910111213Next Written by Baillie Parry Just your average girl from New York who loves her some Knicks basketball and city lights. Catch her laughing at memes endlessly and trying to find Mr. Right while on a date with Mr. Right Now.