What is it with the fish? 1O9:
I had two goldfish that I bought for 50 cents, as a joke when I bought them I asked for a quarter to help pay for it. When I broke up with him I watch as he stuck a solo cup in the tank and took back the fish…
Hey, he’s entitled to that sliver of mattress, joshconan:
Took a knife and tried to cut off a 1/3 of a mattress I owned because she had put a few dollars towards it when we purchased it.
Serves you right, Kim; tentativeteas:
Wasn’t him, it was me. I found a pair of the girl he was cheating on me with’s expensive Nikes hidden in his room and took one. I then proceeded to throw it away in a trash can 5 miles away. They looked for 3 days and she ended up blaming him. Ha. Fuck you Kim.
What a hairy situation, kingsss:
Cut off his long hair and left it tied to a bouquet of flowers on my front door.