These Insanely Petty Exes Will Make You Want To Be Single Forever

If you’ve ever been in a relationship that ended (and I pray you have for your own sake, people who remain with one person their entire lives are weird, don’t @ me) then you’ve also probably done a couple of petty things afterwards, or had petty things done to you. At least when you were younger.

But we took the time to crowdsource stories from all over the Internet, stories of ex-boyfriend and ex-girlfriend pettiness so extreme your eyes might fall out of your skull. Stories so petty you may be inspired, or you may be frightened. Some of them border on “psycho” and some of them are really really funny. ENJOY.

Uh wow, seems like taravanp‘s boyfriend dodged a massive bullet with that one…

“My boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend cut open an oversized panda bear he had gotten her, took out all the stuffing, and wore the skin of the bear.”

Ok I’m ashamed to say I laughed:

I wanted to go home and take a nap, and this was the easiest way to get out.

This is amazing, redman2532:

My Ex cheated with a married man. He now lives with her. He is a POS.. but anyway, I still have login for her DVR. I logged in, erased all her shows, then recorded only the show “Cheaters.” Petty, but it makes me laugh.

Edit: Additional info. I also set the show to be manually erased and stop recording 3 hours after the show’s end time.

Well, at least you got her back, LiterallyOuttoLunch:

“Hey, can I drop by and get the CDs I lent you?”

I come to her door and she has them in a box for me. She handed me the box without saying anything and shut the door. When I got home and slapped my favorite on, it was all scratched up. Unplayable. Checked the next and the next and the next. All beyond repair. Some were out of print. I never said anything. A year later, I met her in her kitchen on a Saturday morning because I hooked-up with her roommate at a party the night before. I’ve never seen a face get so red.

thedoctorismyparabatai‘s ex-husband is the worst ever.

“My ex-husband gave me back my KitchenAid mixer but kept all the attachments.”