46.
*job interview*
Interviewer: I see for your emergency contact you've written "Dr Pepper"
Me: my most common emergency is that I'm thirsty
— Dan Duvall (@lazerdoov) December 22, 2015
47.
[job interview]
Interviewer: ok, you start Monday
Me [not accepting his handshake]: why the fuck would I do that?— David Hughes (@david8hughes) May 15, 2016
48.
https://twitter.com/antijokeapple/status/753305512570159104?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Ftheberry.com%2F2017%2F11%2F07%2F49-tweets-about-job-hunting-thatll-make-you-glad-youre-employed%2F
49.
Interviewer: describe yourself in three words
Me: hardworking, detail-oriented, fergalicious
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) January 28, 2017
50.
Meredith Brooks: 🎶 I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mo-
Interviewer: 3 references is sufficient.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) May 19, 2017