Everyone has embarrassing moments during sex. Usually it’s part of the fun, and sometimes it can bring you a lot closer to whoever it is you’re doing the deed with. Then, sometimes, a sex fail is so bad you end up never seeing the person again and also changing your official address to “here under this rock forever, thanks.”
I present, as evidence, this AskReddit thread where guys stepped up to share their most embarrassing, cringe-inducing, horrific and painful sex failures. Warning: these are NSFW-AF and also very difficult to read.
1. From user groggyhippo
Girlfriend was riding me cowgirl position. She looked so good up there that I just had to reach around and smack her on the ass. Unfortunately, I reached a little too far, and slapped my balls between her legs with great enthusiasm. Had to take a breather before we could continue lol
2. From user Evil_AppleJuice
Moaned my own name out loud. Was turned on at the thought of her doing it, but i kinda thought out loud.
3. From user damthatriver18
Knocking teeth together when going in for a kiss is pretty bad.
4. From user Dispatter
Fell alseep while receiving a BJ.
5. From user enjoy_life_fully
Wrong name. Period.