Everyone woman has experienced the art of the male pickup at least once in her life. While some guys are smooth as butter on toast, some guys are horrible, horrible pick-up artists. Just ask the women of Reddit, who shared the creepiest pick-up lines guys have tried to use on them to get in their pants. The answers will make you gag.
Asked a bartender I work with that question a few years back. She had a kid and was single, and a guy asked her if he could “eat her out while rubbing Shea butter over her stretch marks”.
A guy told me he was done going out with attractive women and now just wanted to date someone nice instead.
Once when I was very visibly pregnant a man commented on how nice my ass looked, and asked for my number. I told him I was married. He said what a lucky guy my husband was, THEN he pointed to my stomach and said that could have been mine. It was the creepiest thing. Not to mention I was walking with my 4 and 6 yr old daughters at the time.
I was at a bar with one of my friends and the guy sitting next to me taps me on the shoulder and says that the bartender accidentally gave him an extra drink and he wanted to know if I wanted it. I told him no thanks, I have a drink. He told me he didn’t want to waste his money since he was charged for it so I told him to give it to one of his friends next to him. He then laughed and said “Why won’t you take it? Its not like I’m gonna rape you or anything, I promise its not roofied.” We left quickly.
“I know we don’t know each other well so let’s play a little game! Imagine I’m a tiny man that lives in your shoe. Tell me what I’d do. Go!”
He stole the crutches I needed due to a dislocated kneecap and told me “well you can’t run away from me now”
I was in 9th grade and he was a junior, he passed me a note stating that he had never eaten out a white girl before. He got pretty mad when I said I wasn’t interested. Teenage romance is a beautiful thing.
A guy I had just met 10 minutes earlier told me, “you have a great face, I’d really love to cum all over it.” No thanks, bye!
“If it weren’t for your belly you’d be Smokin’ hot!”
I had a guy at a bar notice I was Italian, and then proceed to tell me how great Mussolini was before asking me how I would feel about a “naked 30 year man lying on top of me for 30 seconds”. I think it was supposed to be a pick up line.