26 Women Share The Worst & Weirdest Pick-Up Lines Guys Have Tried On Them

11. lilbeanies:

He said he doesn’t mind providing for me in exchange for companionship. I told him I was dating someone and still tried to convince me that he’d be a better option. Dude, I’m just waiting for my bus I don’t need your money.

12. Elcyis:

When I was on holiday a man was hitting on me and told me he could sense that my plane I was getting home the next day would crash, and I should stay there with him.

I was 14 and he was in his 30/40s.

13. Hurray_for_Candy:

I’ve had two different guys tell me they were going to commit suicide if I didn’t have sex with them.

14. martianeagle:

He wrote a love letter/poem to me that included the phrase “Let thy juices secrete”.

15. devhamrick:

“You know, I can’t decide who you look more like: a blow up japanese sex doll or a sexy version of sid from ice age”

16. yumyummers:

“You look like a grown women, how we give you a ride to your house?” From two men probably in their 50s trying to get me in their car when I was 17. Freaked me out for a bit. I lived in a small town so I was afraid I’d run into them again.

17. vodka_berry95:

“I can eat a whole pencil. Except the metal part.” Seventh grade was wild

18. dziwizona:

We met on tinder. Our first date, he picks me up in his car and as he’s pulling out of the lot, makes a joke about raping and murdering me.

19. thetowncrier:

I was working the bar with a friend of mine a few years back. This older guy walked up to her and in front of everyone told her that he “wants to murder her vagina.”

Yikes.

20. frixum-pullum:

“I would suck your dads dick just to get a taste of the recipe” what do you say to that????