21. ms_hyde_is_back:
Worst goes to a guy I’d met once at a party, and had run into again at another party. He said, “Last time we talked I told you to go get me a beer, and you said no. Maybe once I give you some of this dick you’ll do as you’re told.”
22. Terciopeloverde:
“Wow, you’re a lot smarter than you look!”
23. jaybuck34:
My wife had this one prior to meeting me
“Can I buy you a drink?”
“No thanks I am good.”
“You telling me that pussy is free?”
24. sweepingpines:
Had a guy approach me and ask me if I wanted to see a magic trick. I said sure and he then proceeded to grab my wrist and put my hand on his crotch. I then punched him in said crotch.
25. fwmyself:
“Honestly, for a Black chick you’re pretty hot. Are you sure you aren’t mixed?”
26. christian_bales_mole:
“Damn, girl. You shit with that ass?!”