3. No one said you need to dutch oven him.
Just because you fart in front of someone doesn’t mean it needs to be broadcasted and announced. No one said you have to suffocate your boyfriend under the covers after you let one loose. But, you shouldn’t be always running off and hiding in a corner in shame if you slip.
4. It’s really, really bad for your health.
If you’re constantly holding yourself in farting or going to the bathroom eventually it’s going to negatively impact your stomach health. Your body operates the way it does for a reason, don’t mess with nature’s calling.
5. You’re perpetuating the sexist stereotype that girls have to be “perfect and pure.”
I’m not perfect and I am by no means pure. I like to get down and dirty in the mud with the boys every once in a while. Why would you want to date someone who confines you into a box and only sees you as being a trophy? By perpetuating this stereotype that “girls don’t fart/poop,” you’re allowing men to think that women whodoare disgusting.
6. If a guy can’t accept me for me boy, bye.
If you’re dating a man who can’t handle the fact that women fart, he’s a weak person and you need to find yourself someone new. There will be times in your life where you get sick and you’re vomiting your guts up over the toilet bowl do you want to be dating someone who holds back your hair, or someone who says you’re disgusting and runs away?