Living at home with your parents is your safe space. You’ve known your parents/siblings your entire life, so you trust them and know their weird quirks or habits and aren’t completely grossed out by them (most of the time). When you move out on your own for the first time and go to college or move in with roommates, there’s always that chance that you can end up with a complete weirdo living with you. The more you live together, the more their crazy and creepy habits become uncontrollably annoying and cringe-worthy. Internet users are taking to Reddit to share the weirdest things they’ve ever caught their roommates doing and, it’ll make you want to live at home forever.
1. Unwyrm
Not me, but a friend. He caught his roommate masturbating over him while he was asleep. Woke up, asked him WTF. Guy had shirt and no pants Winnie the Pooh style. Claimed he was looking in friend’s room for his icy hot due to a backache. While sporting a boner. Argument ensues, friend moves out. It was the last straw in a long line of creeper behavior.
2. goelectric9
She would sometimes go out to do lord knows what and then come in late at night. It would be well after midnight, sometimes 2 or 3 in the morning, and I would be in bed asleep already. But she would always wake me up because she was so damn loud coming in. She would come in, flip the lights on, and whisper my name a couple times to see if I would respond. I wouldn’t-I would pretend to be asleep because I didn’t really like her or want to talk to her, especially that late at night.
As soon as she thought I was asleep, she would let it rip. I’m talking loud, long farts. It was really hard not to laugh.
3. gsuklaw
Standing completely naked in the kitchen washing her hair (with my shampoo) in the kitchen sink that was already packed full with dirty dishes.
We had two showers and four bathroom sinks in our apartment none of which were in use… why