Everyone in the world is a unique individual with their own quirks and traits, but, many of us are straight up weirdos. We have habits that are so strange and unusual, we can’t help but even judge ourselves sometimes. And, while we think we’re “individuals,” many of our weird habits are shared with others and we probably have zero clue about it. However, thanks to Twitter user @drakesbrother and a thread on social media, people are sharing their weirdest habits online.
Weird Confessions: lets hear them pic.twitter.com/ky8sVnLQKZ
— ? (@drakesbrother) January 6, 2019
Truly, many are questionable. Others, however, are extremely relatable.
1.
When I eat food, I eat them in order of least liked to most liked so the last thing I eat can taste the best lol
— Malaysia. (@malaylayyy) January 8, 2019
2.
My car radio volume has to be an even number or a multiple of 5
— Jackson Downs (@jacksondowns_22) January 8, 2019
3.
I have the weirdest impulses sometimes like if I’m holding someone’s baby I’m like what if threw it out the window
— arya stark ?? (@sudxnia) January 8, 2019
4.
i measure time in music sometimes.. thinking “it’ll take me 2 songs to get to ….”
— ? (@xmiamizeusx) January 8, 2019
5.
Sometimes i try to see if I can complete multiple tasks before the microwave is done lmao
— Tommy Hoskinson? (@tommyhoskinson) January 8, 2019
6.
I frequently find myself imagining the deaths of ppl I love, not because it brings me joy but because I feel like I need to prepare myself for that day so I can handle the grief instead of it consuming me alive ??♀️ pic.twitter.com/GxjEos6Xtz
— MaskedMandie (@MandieMasked) January 8, 2019
7.
everytime i get in my car, i make sure i check the backseat because i dont wanna get choked out from behind
— Vashon (@iam_vashonn) January 8, 2019
8.
I have literally 0 things to hide on my phone but when I'm showing someone something and they take I want to kill them
— DolphiN (@DolphiN5958) January 8, 2019
9.
I hold my breath until the trash bag is tied when I go to take it out, that way the scent doesn’t come to my awareness. ?
— Kristalee B (@sophiasmiles93) January 12, 2019
10.
if someone sneezes around me I hold my breath for like 15 seconds till all of their germs disperse in the air away from me
— diane (@DianeFryling) January 7, 2019
11.
Sometimes while I’m driving, I just acknowledge the fact that all these people around me are just out here living, going through shit I don’t know about and that we’ll most likely never cross paths ever again.
— ?? (@xveronicaluvx) January 8, 2019
12.
I’m afraid of tube slides and always have been bc I’m afraid someone will block the entrance and exit and I’ll get stuck inside
— Shivaun ? (@sheismeblogs) January 12, 2019
13.
I had really low self esteem throughout school and now when any guy shows me he’s interested I think he’s setting me up?
— Ash-Li?™️ (@Ashlingling_918) January 7, 2019
14.
I speed when I go over bridges just Incase that mf want to collapse.
— Ja'shon (@jashonfelder) January 8, 2019
15.
I do personal bets with myself like if I’m about to throw something in the trash I say “ok if I make this me and my gf will get married one day”.
— Caramel Macchiato (@A1Kaycakez) January 7, 2019
16.
I had no idea sitcoms where taped n front of live studio audiences. So When i used to watch shows & heard people laughin, i thought it was the rest of the whole world at home watching & laughing into their tvs, so i used to laugh xtra hard right into the speakers .
— Red (@Redness427) January 8, 2019
17.
If I knock/scrap one foot on the floor by accident I have to even it out and knock/scrap the other foot otherwise I feel uneven
— Harrison Carnegie (@Haz_ink) January 8, 2019
18.
i shower on my toes, i hate putting my whole foot on the shower floor
— I$HH (@ishhquinones_) January 7, 2019
19.
When I’m listening to music in public, I can only have one ear bud in my ear at all times. I need to be aware of my surroundings. I only put both in if I’m on a bus or plane.
— Asia✨ (@Plane2Asia) January 8, 2019
20.
I can sing a whole song in my head without really knowing the lyrics but cant recite it out loud
— Jordan?? (@Vcksn) January 8, 2019
21.
If I’m home alone & I vacuum or play loud music, I pause it very frequently to make sure I don’t hear anyone breaking in.
— ASH?✨ (@ashclayborne) January 8, 2019
22.
I sometimes put Vick’s under my eyes when I can’t sleep . The Vick’s forced my eyes to close , and I get my sleep .
— Shakiie ッ ???️?? (@p3psiChulo) January 8, 2019
23.
I constantly dance to music, no matter what kind I'll move some part of my body. If no music is even playing I'll move to the song in my head.
— Accchmed (@AC_Phlegm_) January 7, 2019
24.
When I walk up the stairs at night, I still look back behind me like the boogie man might be there…? (especially when it’s dark)
— B?nny J?nes (@iambunnyjones) January 8, 2019
25.
I naturally wake up between 2-4 am everyday lay there awake for about an hour then fall back to sleep
— Breezjáe. (@_breezjae) January 7, 2019
26.
Whenever I’m inside a building I think of what would happen if there were to be a shooter come in through any of the doors and think of what’d I’d do and where I would hide
— Irma (: (@irmva) January 8, 2019
27.
I have the weirdest impulses sometimes like if I’m holding someone’s baby I’m like what if threw it out the window
— arya stark ?? (@sudxnia) January 8, 2019
28.
I can’t be in a parking garage for to long because I’m always afraid a giant earthquake will happen and the building will collapse and I’ll be trapped under the rubble and die slowly even though i live in an area where earthquakes are extremely rare
— Makiya (@_brownsuggababe) January 7, 2019
29.
I have a pack of toothbrushes i use after i give head so i won’t use my everyday toothbrush ?
— #Junio11 (@_urdestynee) January 7, 2019
30.
Cutting my food up so the portions are equal. Like if I have mashed potatoes and steak I’ll cut up my steak and make sure I have enough mashed potatoes for each bite
— P. (@thismightbelina) January 8, 2019
31.
I chew water bottle caps out of habit ?
— Eiha (@ClefZone) January 7, 2019
32.
I'm scared to use a flashlight at night because I feel that it's going to land on some weird monster/humanoid creature thingy and that's how I will die pic.twitter.com/gK2oD4BwMw
— Skywalker (@truly_wild) January 7, 2019
33.
When I’m driving and I see the person behind me switch lanes & speed up, I do the same so they can’t go infront of me
— raps in 4 (@Fredmaano) January 8, 2019
34.
If I have nothing to distract myself my mind starts running. I start to overthink everything from my future to my past. Even the littlest shit. So I always have to find something to distract myself. My mind can get real annoying and dark.
— Awgus Falls (@Augus_Super) January 8, 2019
35.
when walking anywhere with my hands in pockets, i naturally insert a key or coin between my fingers just so i know if someone tries to rush me my fist will hurt 10x more than they expected.
— JAKE (@JAKEdon12) January 13, 2019
36.
When I see apartment buildings with the 200+ windows at night with their lights on, I can’t help but to reflect like.. damn we really whole humans out here, this is real life. Same goes when I stare in the mirror too long.
— SimoneSays (@shesfearless__) January 12, 2019
37.
I always count how many hours of sleep imma get each night right before going to sleep
— yussra (@thatgirlyussra) January 14, 2019
38.
Sometimes I pretend that I’m Jim from the office, and when people do stupid things I’ll just stare at an invisible camera for a few seconds
— jessie (@jessicamcl8) January 14, 2019
39.
When a character dives underwater during a movie, I always hold my breath for whatever reason
— sierra jennifer (@F_Sierra_) January 13, 2019
40.
I have to sleep with my notification volume all the way up because I’m afraid one of my friends will try to kill themselves but call me first and I’ll miss it…. lmao ?
— Taylor (@Taylorbias3) January 12, 2019