Have u ever tried to rush outa bed go toilet quickly and rush back to bed before u lose any 'tired' ???
— ?? (@MythManny) April 16, 2017
When you're waiting on a takeaway delivery you can hear every car door shutting in a 5 mile radius
— b.b (@Benoo_Brown) May 6, 2017
Hot guy: *breathes*
— Sam Stryker (@sbstryker) February 13, 2017