13.
As you explain your opinion, I slowly pull the drawstrings on your hoodie until your face is completely covered, then leave without a word.
— Ray (@SirEviscerate) July 19, 2015
14.
*drinks 1 bottle of water*
man i am so good at taking care of myself i mean wow— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) March 23, 2015
15.
RUNNER: this is called "carbo-loading. we eat lots of heavy food
ME: that's great. love it
RUNNER: then we go for a nice long run
ME: no
— KT NELSON (@KrangTNelson) July 9, 2017