got cold called at the beginning of class today and I was so surprised I yelled UM I DONT KNOW ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️
— loni del rey (@LoniBryantt) February 2, 2018
NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD.
sets fire to computer
— Joey Ellis (@joeyellis) August 17, 2015
NEWLYWED HUSBAND: morning honey, I made you coffee and toast
MARRIED 12 YEARS: need anything in the bathroom before I blow it up?
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) December 23, 2017