i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
Who knows man
— Ndumi (@Leave_the_candy) July 24, 2017
Apple needs to explain to me how I have my phone on do not disturb and ppl still disturbing me
— k (@sofbellyyanelly) August 19, 2017
Don't worry if someone doesn't text you back. Most people only check their phones every 5 seconds all day long.
— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) January 24, 2014