34.
Send her "you hungry?" at 1:17 AM instead of "wyd?" and u might get a reply.
— RUCKlN (@RUCKlN) February 2, 2018
35.
if I tell you I'm 5 minutes away and you believe me that is your own personal problem
— Sarah (@HeySar4h) August 16, 2017
36.
Sometimes I wonder if I'm pregnant and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant
— Mary Kobayashi (@MaryKoCo) November 5, 2012