22.
https://twitter.com/maryhoulie/status/956272840893968384
23.
There are three certainties in life: death, taxes, and no matter what you cook in there your microwave smells like hotdogs.
— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) January 22, 2018
24.
I've never read the ingredients on any food item for my kids, but I'll spend an hour in PetSmart making sure there's no beef, dairy, wheat, soy, or chicken in dental dog treats.
— Marnie (@offbeatoliv) January 27, 2018