emk026:
Put out my hand for him to hold and he high fived me.
You seem like a very polite guy, onthedippy:
This girl was sitting with our group of boys and saying “if I was to get with one of you, it would be you [my name]” And I was just like “Ah thanks very much, very kind of you to say that”
What a rollercoaster of a story:
Back in college, my now s/o of 4 years would walk me home from class at night. Mustered up the courage to ask him to “come upstairs and have some wine with me”. Hard no. Ok, he’s not into it.
Two months later, he invites me and my friends to a party. He’s blackout drunk when we show up, and tells my friend that he’s in love with me and got wasted cuz he was nervous about seeing me. She convinces him to tell me (knowing I was also into him).
Curveball: Told me that he was really into me, but didn’t want to mess up my relationship. Uhrm.. what relationship? Ya know, that guy from our class that you always talk to and giggle with. Uh.. Matt? As in Matt with the boyfriend, Matt? ……..Oh, well that strangely explains a lot.
SpagetiJonsnSupaFuka:
I told my boyfriend to get naked and he responded “YOU get naked” so I said “Okay. I will if you’re nice to me 😉 “. He laughed and went to sleep. Guess he didn’t want to be nice ._.
edit: He didn’t think I was being serious until he woke up to me masturbating.
Sorry avameow, that’s on you:
I started talking to a guy who was behind on Game Of Thrones. So I offered to give him my HBO password so we could watch it at his place, thinking it would be a good excuse to hang out. He ends up marathoning the show without me. We’re dating now, but he sure as hell not watch season 7 without me.