Women Reveal The Obvious Hints They Dropped To Men That Went Unnoticed

I just LOL’d at Campotter‘s story:

When i was 18 and foolish a girl once asked me if i was into ‘role-playing games’

I said of course! And promptly started showing her my WOW account… she left pretty soon after.

I just LOL’d at Alicewouldnever‘s, as well. My type of girl:

After many moons of trying get this guy in bed I straight up humped his leg in an act of horny desperation. He thought it was hilarious. Years later he asked me why we never hooked up.

Edit: some clarification

We were making out on his couch at the time. I didn’t just attack him and try to fuck his leg.

Ouchhhhh Bloodwoodnewb this sounds more…like..a rejection?

Him: “I dont want to pressure you, but it’s pretty late and I think you should spend the night. My couch is super comfortable and I can make it up for you if you’d like.’

Me: “Maybe I could sleep in your bed with you.”

Him: “I promise the couch isn’t bad”

Brutal.

Well you don’t, Eternally_Curious

I was living with my then-boyfriend a few years ago. Feeling a little flirtatious, I suggested we could take a shower together, you know, to save water, wink wink.

His response? “Why? We don’t pay for water.”

Shut. Down.