It being high school at least sort clarifies cageswithoutkeys story here:
I was laying down on a bench with my head in his lap talking about our previous /experiences/ (this was high school) and he told me he had never had a bj before. I told him, with my head in his crotch, that I could blow his mind. Nothing. Crickets.
I bet it does, Czar-Fox. I bet it does.
I was staying the night at a female friend’s house. I had a huge crush on her and it was the first night sleeping in the same bed.
Her: Just so you know, jeans aren’t allowed in my bed. You have to take the off.
Me: Hahaha that’s a dumb rule keeps them on
That one still stings.
HelloPanda22‘s boyfriend has a sense of humor and that’s all that matters:
Hitting on my now boyfriend of three years. I was complimenting him on how handsome he was and how he had beautiful eyes. I wanted a closer view of them so he texted me this creepy ass shot of his eyeball with his eye as widely opened as possible. He legitimately thought that’s what I wanted. After our first date, I immediately started talking about potential future dates and how much fun I had with him. I stayed out so late that I missed my friends party. However, because I didn’t hug him properly and asked to split the cost of the meal, he thought I wasn’t actually interested.
I mean you did present it as a hypothetical, Katrath:
Me: so you’re saying, if i like this guy, i should just be straightforward and ask him out?
Him: ya
Me: ok, do you want to go out with me this Friday?
Him: ya, just like that, it was perfect.
Me:…
Although sometimes even spelling it out doesn’t make any sort of difference, as InappropriteUnicorn revealed:
Me: I think you’re really cute and I like you. A lot.
Him:…. uh, thanks.
Accepting this unrequited crush, I decided I was happy being friends with him.
3 months down the line he spent hours comforting me after a disastrous night and then finally confessed he had feelings for me, going back 6 months. When I asked why he didn’t say anything when I told him my feelings “but I wasn’t sure you liked me”
That was 4 years ago, he’s still as cute and dense now, and is fast asleep next to me.