People Reveal The Pettiest Thing Their Ex Has Ever Done And It’ll Have You Swear Off Dating Forever

peacefinally:

I was in the process of a divorce. Not yet finalized. I was divorcing because of ex’s cheating. There is this somewhat vague, unclear rule that if I were to have sex with her during this time it could constitute as a reconciliation. In any case, ex is still living in the apartment with me. I get home from work and she starts to seduce me. To me this seems pretty weird as she hasn’t wanted to do anything sexual with me for months. I know I shouldn’t do this but she stripped down to nothing and gets really physical. Basically she strips down and starts trying to push me into the bedroom and pull my clothes off. I think for a minute contemplating what I should do. Fortunately, I decide to walk out of the apartment. When I open the door one of her friends was standing right there with a camera. The plan was to get me in the bedroom and then have this friend film us (without my knowledge) so that she could say we reconciled (using video evidence) and could possibly then be entitled to alimony.

GIfuckingJane:

Steal my dog and use his army rank to come to my unit and creep on me/follow my career.

morebettah:

Sent a pair of my panties that he had collected while we were together to my now fiance and I’s apartment with a note saying it was “nice to see me and we should do it again some time” and signed it with some other dudes name. I had been back to my old city visiting friends. That and sharing my nudes.

Taradactyl8:

In college, a boyfriend of a year dumped me two days before my birthday. In my car. In the Walmart parking lot. Jokes on him because his friends still threw a huge birthday party for me that had already been planned in his own house. He sulked in his room and didn’t dare come out.

kassandrap40ec4c8da:

We had been together for almost two and a half years and started college together last fall. He convinced himself that I was cheating on him with one of the guys in my calculus or chemistry study groups and broke up with me over FaceTime. One of our mutual friends texted me words of encouragement and when I vented to her, she sent screenshots of what I said to my ex. He then texted me a few days before second semester would start to let me know he was dating an underage girl and signed up for the same Spanish class as I had just to spite me and sat next to me for the whole semester and he even told our professor that I was making him fail the class.

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Written by Lex Gabrielle

A writer and teacher from New York City who fully supports messy buns and 3+ cups of coffee a day.