26. This one girl who peed her pants on a date:
I was on a date with a guy and we were going to see a movie. I usually hate going to movies on dates because you can’t really talk, but, we were supposed to get some drinks or coffee afterward so I obliged. During the movie, I had to pee so f*cking badly but, when I went to get up, my date reached over and said: “don’t leave, you’re going to miss the movie.” He literally made me sit through the movie while holding in my pee. When we were leaving, the line was so long that I accidentally leaked a little and it was all up on my pants. I tried to dry it off with those hand dryers, but you can kind of tell I pissed myself a little bit. I was mortified.
27. One after another after another:
Today’s not going so great. Sitting in the airport, flight is delayed by 4 hours. My sister just called me to tell me that my brother-in-law died this morning. Just hoping a third bad thing doesn’t happen…
28. Walking in on this, not going to make you happy:
My best friend’s girlfriend having sex with my best friend’s brother. They were all at the same party. Shit got ugly.
29. Ouch.
Just fell through the roof trying to get the cat canny believe it she's still up there tae pic.twitter.com/gUMnC6CT1J
— s t e f (@steffan888) May 23, 2017
30. This horrible find:
My boyfriend had all of our pictures from Disneyland on his laptop. While going through the pics to surprise him with a personalized card for Valentine’s Day, I came across naked photos from multiple women who he was texting and messaging with. Needless to say, we’re no longer together.