41.
*at my funeral*
Friend crying over my casket: look they're burying her in her favorite dress
Me, still dead: it haaasss pockets— maura "are jack and biz nazis?" quint (@behindyourback) July 3, 2017
42.
"men don't find it attractive when yo-" wOW for a second there I almost thought women lived just to please men haha almost scared me there
— on her period (@onherperiod) January 3, 2017
43.
“Did you cum?” Yeah out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine
— goth grandma (@morrishitty) October 29, 2017
44.
every time I find something in forever 21 pic.twitter.com/2keJemWbFm
— sophie (@sophxthompson) January 14, 2017
45.
Call me old-fashioned, but I want a man who will protect me like I'm the reputation of a guy he's never met
— Kate Willett (@katewillett) November 11, 2017