71.
I heard a little girl ask her mom for “party muffins” and I know she meant cupcakes but I don’t care I’m calling them party muffins from now on
— Wendy S. (@maughammom) November 6, 2017
72.
I travel with snacks. Leave nothing to chance.
— Jackie Bouvier (@jackiembouvier) November 6, 2017
73.
“we need to talk later”
first of all, i have anxiety. tell me now— Tina 3:42 (@itsnottina_) October 17, 2017
74.
1987: in 2017 we'll have flying cars!
2017: pic.twitter.com/nC1P5ixQpM— shannondorf (@shannondorf_) October 15, 2017
75.
My milkshake brings all the boys AND GIRLS to the yard…because I have a successful milkshake business.
— Cristela Alonzo (@cristela9) October 16, 2017