51.
luv playing my favorite game: is it the anxiety or the caffeine or the depression or the most recent news or just The Way Things Are Now
— Hannah Giorgis (@ethiopienne) November 20, 2017
52.
me: *violently flaps open new trash bag*
me: i am the backbone of this household— Jessica Misener (@jessmisener) November 21, 2017
53.
me: i have to be up in about six hours i should go to sleep
also me: i should take every hogwarts house sorting quiz i can find— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) November 21, 2017
54.
"well i'm a woman & he's never assaulted me" is much like a serial killer proclaiming "i have plenty of living friends!"
— Franchesca Ramsey (@chescaleigh) November 21, 2017
55.
"why wasn't i invited to that? i wouldn't have gone, but i should've been invited." –me all the time
— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) November 20, 2017