watching football too long like damn those tights might look good on me
— cait (@harmonicait) November 21, 2017
Love when my parents criticize an aspect of my personality that is 100 percent their fault
— Alana Hope Levinson (@alanalevinson) November 21, 2017
maybe she's born with it
maybe it's the bottle of wine she drank at dinner that makes her numb to the world!!!
— Sleighlor Trudon?? (@taylortrudon) November 18, 2017
my gravestone may well read “insufficiently deferential” but it will also read “worth it, tbh”
— stacy-marie ishmael (@s_m_i) November 21, 2017
God, I could really get used to this strange new world of Men Experiencing Consequences.
— Iron Spike (@Iron_Spike) November 10, 2017