6. When your sitting there deflated on a couch and he just wants to go for a walk.
have you ever been so high that you look at your dog and you feel like hes disappointed in you for getting so high
— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) April 10, 2014
7. Are we pouring the blood of trees on our breakfast? Dude, WTF?!
Made waffles for bkfast & I'm not high but I just had a stoner moment of "Dude, we're pouring tree sap on our food!"
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) August 23, 2015
8. God, I miss that filter.
[snapchat HQ]
Boss: anybody got anything good?
Guy (who smoked weed instead of working): people with big eyes puking rainbows?— luke [from online] (@internetluke) September 16, 2015
9. Safety first, then teamwork.
Once I got so high I turned off all the lights and played Thriller on my headphones and got so scared I put on my bike helmet just in case.
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane) April 21, 2012
10. Now that is pretty damn high. Chill out, sun.
me: what time is it?
tour guide: 4:20
me: how can you tell?
tour guide: See how high the sun is?
[sun is eating spaghettiOs with a spatula]— Slam Squat-Thrust (@Gre_Gone) April 13, 2015