16. This should be some sort of scientific experiment.
Me: If male twins & female twins from separate families procreate will their kids look the same?
Guy: I can't sell you anymore weed.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) August 10, 2016
17. It really rolls off the tongue.
Who is the idiot that called it "possession of marijuana" and not "joint custody"?
— Terry F (@daemonic3) September 17, 2013
18. Cat’s pretend to be your friend and will turn on you at a moments notice. Pretty NARC-like to me!
Maybe cats can smell weed just as well as dogs, they're just not FUCKING NARCS.
— Chelsea Davison (@chelsea_davison) August 30, 2016
19. Should really clear your schedule before taking one.
"This edible ain't shit."
30 minutes later: pic.twitter.com/mWbLRMFSrC
— Fury's Fight Picks: UFC Bets (@FurysFightPicks) July 12, 2017
20. Can’t knock his methods of saving some dough.
I saved money on car insurance by taking weed edibles and becoming too afraid of the ceramic dog on my front porch to leave the house.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) April 24, 2017