21. They’re always out to get you!
When you're high af and a song with police sirens come on: pic.twitter.com/zaVXw7TGzL
— Stoner Thoughts (@StonersBibIe) November 22, 2017
22. We all know weed kills, am I right?
This is chuck e. He smoked marijuana once. This is what weed does to you. Don't be like chuck e pic.twitter.com/NIB71xH6RY
— Jersey (@SatansTongue) September 21, 2015
23. BA DUM TSSS! Stoner joke!
i only go on ebay after i smoke pot that way i'm always the highest bidder thank you check please
— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) January 22, 2015
24. Stoner math at its finest.
ok class i stayed up all night figuring this out. please pay attention
420
4+2+0 = 6
6 –> 9
69jeremy stop screaming. i know, it's insane
— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) March 21, 2016
25. Get them from relaxed to paranoid real quick.
FUN GAME: go to your stoner friend's place today and KNOCK VERY LOUDLY ON THEIR FRONT DOOR.
— Frank Lowe (@GayAtHomeDad) April 20, 2015