11. This isn’t what it looks like!
It's really hard to explain that your eyes are really red from allergies and not weed when you're buying cupcakes and a pound of Doritos.
— Big Ted (@Awk0Tacoo) March 19, 2013
12. There are just so many options!
Marijuana is the gateway drug to taking 45 minutes to pick out which color Gatorade you want to buy.
— elizabeth williams (@Elizasoul80) April 26, 2016
13. So you’re telling me my whole high school experience is a lie?
Before I knew what weed was I thought all the cool kids were gesturing to each other about sucking tiny rat dicks behind the school.
— Ceej (@ceejoyner) October 2, 2012
14. Play it cool Barry nobody can tell you’re ripped.
When you show up to work high AF pic.twitter.com/T4Jan4hh1K
— Carly's Dream (@CarlyGanzz) November 22, 2017
15. Bruh, mind blown…
*hits blunt*
If we get out of the shower clean, how do our towels get dirty? #hitsblunt pic.twitter.com/3aaAYthoqh
— HitsABlunt (@hitsablunt_) September 18, 2014