Better Save The Batteries!
They don’t make batteries for that toy.
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How Do You Get an Angry Meal?
I told my kids if they didn’t behave in the drive-thru line they’d get a sad meal.
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The Popsicle of Truth
My mom told me my tongue turned purple when I lied. One day she caught me in a blatant lie… right after a grape popsicle. I ran to the mirror and began to apologize until I cried. Never lied again… until I realized it was bullshit…
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