Guilty Parents Admit The Outright Lies They’ve Told Their Children

The Musicmobile

I told both of my kids that the ice cream truck was the “music truck.” It’s purpose was to drive around and cheer up all the sad people.

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When Will Grandma Be Ripe?

My Dad told me when I was really little that graveyards were just people farms.

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I’ll Have the Chicken Fish

We got our daughter to eat fish by calling it “Argentinian Chicken”. That worked for a long time until grandma came along and f-d it up.
Thanks, Grandma.

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