Toilet Ball
My dad told me that if I swallowed chewing gum my poops would bounce up and down in the toilet. I cried when I swallowed some gum.
iamnos
By Invitation Only
Chuck E. Cheese is only for birthday parties. You have to be invited to one to go there.
iamnos
In the Red
…my dad used to tell me if the rpm gauge in his manual transmission car got into the red the car would explode. I am guessing I talked too much in the car because after that I never wanted to ride with him.
shredda1212
