Good. Nope, still single. Yep, still working there. Good. Nope, still single. Yep, still working there. Good. Nope, still single. Yep, still working there.
– practicing talking to family during the holidays
— Sarcasticsapien (@Sarcasticsapien) November 22, 2017
mom. dad. meet my gf.
mom: ur gf is…
dad: president donald j trump?
*walking on sunshine starts playing*
trailer voice guy: this thanksgiving, brandon is coming home n his gf is president donald j trump
— BRANDON WARDELL (@BRANDONWARDELL) November 22, 2017
let's change Black Friday to Capitalism Day and Thanksgiving to Capitalism Eve where you spend the night carb loading so at midnight you have enough energy to super kick a bluetooth speaker out of a mother's grasp
— jaboukie young-white (@jaboukie) November 22, 2017
my uncle’s set list for this Thanksgiving just leaked. wow pic.twitter.com/zVtpGN5xyl
— dominick nero (@dominicknero) November 21, 2017
First family fight of the Thanksgiving season: no one knows the difference between yams and sweet potatoes but we do know everyone else is wrong
— Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) November 22, 2017