MAN. 2017, amirite? What a wild ride. Luckily, Thanksgiving is upon us. A time to sit around a table with our family while fielding questions about when we’ll get married, buy a house, have babies. These wonderful conversations, all while arguing with our racist uncles! Here are some tweets to help you laugh, so you do end up crying. Enjoy!
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[thanksgiving dinner 2017]
them: everyone go around the table and say what they're thankful for
me: are you fucking kidding me right now— beth angryoctopus ? (@bourgeoisalien) November 14, 2017
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*builds time machine*
*travels back to first Thanksgiving*
*slaps cranberries out of pilgrim's hand*
You're not making this a thing— Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) November 27, 2014
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Family walks into thanksgiving
Me: first of all I don’t know why I’m not in a relationship— Taylor Ratcliff (@taylor_waylor15) November 19, 2017
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Me walking into the kitchen on Thanksgiving pic.twitter.com/uulmAjAd0J
— Bae (@GirlfriendNotes) November 21, 2017
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[Thanksgiving at the In-laws]
Me (patting wife’s belly): “Remember you’re eating for two now”
Mother-in-law (smiling): “You mean…”
Me: “That’s right. She’s got a tapeworm”
— ??Frank Whitehouse ?? (@WheelTod) November 13, 2017
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The best thing about Thanksgiving is that all the people you hate are finally all together in one room
— elan gale (@theyearofelan) November 25, 2015
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*At Thanksgiving*
Mom: I'm thankful for my friends and family.
Me: I'm thankful that the incredibles 2 trailer was released— David Barberis (@davidmbarberis) November 20, 2017
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On the phone:
Me – Do you have brown or beige gravy for Thanksgiving?
Mom – Brown, why?
Me – No reason.
(Pulls out brown shirt for preemptive spills)— Dan (@Social_Mime) November 21, 2017
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me trying not to act drunk in front of my relatives at thanksgiving dinner pic.twitter.com/BgnajbirtP
— A ? (@andiiiiiiii_) November 21, 2016
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Professor: "I will be canceling class tomorrow, have a great thanksgiving"
First of all, in already at home in bed— Madds Fuller (@Maddddddds_) November 20, 2017