it’s gonna be so awkward when my mom tells me to slow down after 2 glasses of wine at thanksgiving dinner like…. listen maria i could probably out drink everyone at this table combined and then some
— ?? (@lesjpeg) November 21, 2017
When you full asf at thanksgiving dinner and ya grandma puts more food on your plate pic.twitter.com/SeYFetRgxt
— scumcity ceo (@scumcityceo) November 27, 2014
Can't make it home on Thanksgiving? Simulate the experience by passive aggressively asking yourself about your career and why you're single.
— Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) November 26, 2015
Thanksgiving is by far the best Holiday we have that centers around breadcrumbs in a dead turkey’s asshole.
— Noah Garfinkel (@NoahGarfinkel) November 22, 2015
My Dad asked me if I was bringing a date to Thanksgiving, to which I replied, “yes, my leftovers container”.
— Miranda (@branek_miranda) November 20, 2017
*Working at Walmart*
Lady: Hi these Thanksgiving Turkeys are a little small. Do they get any bigger?
Me: No Ma’am, they are dead
— Piques (@piques15) November 20, 2017