4-year-old: Can we have pizza for Thanksgiving?
Me: The pilgrims didn't eat pizza.
4: Their dad was probably mean, too.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) November 22, 2016
Really looking forward to Thanksgiving so we can all yell at each with our mouths full. Quality time. It's so important.
— CrazyExhaustion (@CrazyExhaustion) November 19, 2016
If I'm not carried out of my dining room in a coffin on Thanksgiving from a permanent food-induced coma I'm gonna be so upset
— Franki Baldini (@frankibaldini) November 16, 2016
Me on thanksgiving: Eat one plate
Also me: eat 5 plates get desert drink a 2 litter and hide a plate on the side pic.twitter.com/JET0MZ6Efc
— ♕ (@FamousCaruthers) November 17, 2016
me & my dysfunctional family trying to bond on thanksgiving pic.twitter.com/l8eVWtwtFQ
— MS. CREEPY (@ShayBayBay18) November 16, 2016
My mother asked what I was going to make this year for Thanksgiving and I said, "a scene."
— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) November 20, 2015