LIFEHACK: When you sit down for Thanksgiving dinner this year, set the tone by quietly placing a small handgun on the table in front of you
— Alex Blagg Has Blue Check But Is Not A Nazi (@alexblagg) November 21, 2016
My thigh gap is looking fresh as hell pic.twitter.com/LyCH5Sw1aO
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) November 28, 2014
I asked what I could bring for Thanksgiving this year and my mom said it was up to me so I'm bringing a wireless router.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) November 10, 2017
Family member @ thanksgiving dinner: "so what have you been doing in your free time"
Me: "first of all, I don't have any free time so jot that down"
— Fiona (@fi_yona_) November 20, 2017
No rule against wearing an old Halloween costume to Thanksgiving. Let your racist uncle talk presidential politics with Donkey from Shrek.
— Don Nichols (@TheDairylandDon) November 22, 2015
PLEASE remember not to ruin everyone's Thanksgiving by being a dick and putting raisins or fruit in your stuffing
— Ike Barinholtz (@ikebarinholtz) November 26, 2014
Mom: y'all come in here and get your plate
— ? Thankful Blacksby™ (@MattWakhu) November 17, 2017