36.
https://twitter.com/Sarcasticsapien/status/933388772619816960
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mom. dad. meet my gf.
*record scratch*
mom: ur gf is…
dad: president donald j trump?*walking on sunshine starts playing*
trailer voice guy: this thanksgiving, brandon is coming home n his gf is president donald j trump
— Brandon Wardell (@BRANDONWARDELL) November 22, 2017
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let's change Black Friday to Capitalism Day and Thanksgiving to Capitalism Eve where you spend the night carb loading so at midnight you have enough energy to super kick a bluetooth speaker out of a mother's grasp
— . (@jaboukie) November 22, 2017
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https://twitter.com/dominicknero/status/933066291891580928
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First family fight of the Thanksgiving season: no one knows the difference between yams and sweet potatoes but we do know everyone else is wrong
— Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) November 22, 2017