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4-year-old: Can we have pizza for Thanksgiving?
Me: The pilgrims didn't eat pizza.
4: Their dad was probably mean, too.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 22, 2016
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Really looking forward to Thanksgiving so we can all yell at each with our mouths full. Quality time. It's so important.
— Stephanie Jankowski (@CrazyExhaustion) November 19, 2016
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https://twitter.com/frankibaldini/status/799033871450959872
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Me on thanksgiving: Eat one plate
Also me: eat 5 plates get desert drink a 2 litter and hide a plate on the side pic.twitter.com/JET0MZ6Efc
— ♕ (@FamousCaruthers) November 17, 2016
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https://twitter.com/ShayBayBay18/status/798719706622525440
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My mother asked what I was going to make this year for Thanksgiving and I said, "a scene."
— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) November 20, 2015