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it’s gonna be so awkward when my mom tells me to slow down after 2 glasses of wine at thanksgiving dinner like…. listen maria i could probably out drink everyone at this table combined and then some
— les (@lesjpeg) November 21, 2017
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When you full asf at thanksgiving dinner and ya grandma puts more food on your plate pic.twitter.com/SeYFetRgxt
— scumcity ceo (@scumcityceo) November 27, 2014
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https://twitter.com/RonanFarrow/status/669673987086131200
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Thanksgiving is by far the best Holiday we have that centers around breadcrumbs in a dead turkey’s asshole.
— Noah Garfinkel (@NoahGarfinkel) November 22, 2015
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My Dad asked me if I was bringing a date to Thanksgiving, to which I replied, “yes, my leftovers container”.
— Rand (@branekmiranda) November 20, 2017
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*Working at Walmart*
Lady: Hi these Thanksgiving Turkeys are a little small. Do they get any bigger?
Me: No Ma’am, they are dead
— Piques (@piques15) November 20, 2017