MAN. 2017, amirite? What a wild ride. Luckily, Thanksgiving is upon us. A time to sit around a table with our family while fielding questions about when we’ll get married, buy a house, have babies. These wonderful conversations, all while arguing with our racist uncles! Here are some tweets to help you laugh, so you do end up crying. Enjoy!
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https://twitter.com/bourgeoisalien/status/930517489221500929
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*builds time machine*
*travels back to first Thanksgiving*
*slaps cranberries out of pilgrim's hand*
You're not making this a thing— Dr. Bucky Isotope, why am I here, am I even real? (@BuckyIsotope) November 27, 2014
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https://twitter.com/taylor_waylor15/status/932364112998395904
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https://twitter.com/GirlfriendNotes/status/932992049334444033
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[Thanksgiving at the In-laws]
Me (patting wife’s belly): “Remember you’re eating for two now”
Mother-in-law (smiling): “You mean…”
Me: “That’s right. She’s got a tapeworm”
— 🇺🇸Frank Whítehouse 🇺🇸 (@WheelTod) November 13, 2017
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https://twitter.com/theyearofelan/status/669552930911969280
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https://twitter.com/davidmbarberis/status/932663630327439360
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On the phone:
Me – Do you have brown or beige gravy for Thanksgiving?
Mom – Brown, why?
Me – No reason.
(Pulls out brown shirt for preemptive spills)— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) November 21, 2017
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me trying not to act drunk in front of my relatives at thanksgiving dinner pic.twitter.com/BgnajbirtP
— miss wintour (@andijwynter) November 21, 2016
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Professor: "I will be canceling class tomorrow, have a great thanksgiving"
First of all, in already at home in bed— Madds (@Maddddddds_) November 20, 2017