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It's a lot easier to stop eating carbs once you've come to terms with living a joyless life full of anger and sadness.
— smug lemur (@Smug_Lemur) January 29, 2015
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That awkward moment when you try to start a food fight by throwing a sandwich but the guy just catches it and says "thanks for the sandwich"
— Dr. Tyler Lemco (@tlemco) December 19, 2012
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Sex is like pizza, if you're going to use bbq sauce you better know what the fuck you're doing
— mike ginn (@shutupmikeginn) December 26, 2013
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Godzilla on his smartphone, googling 'How many carbs does Tokyo have'
— Chris (@Eenfidel) September 9, 2013