16.
when you offer me a piece of candy vs. when i find out it's banana-flavored pic.twitter.com/Up8aTpzKWd
— Sam H. Escobar ? (@myhairisblue) June 14, 2016
17.
If anyone ever tells u that u put too much parmesan cheese on ur pasta
stop talking to them
u dont need that kind of negativity in ur life
— unicorn (@tbhjustunicorn) June 23, 2016
18.
I just opened up a pizza box and the heat fogged up my glasses like some sort of nerd who saw something sexy
— Marie Colette (@MarieColette) December 5, 2012
19.
I dead ass didn't wanna wash a plate? pic.twitter.com/3tZdATVOp1
— ?don (@sheldonAvaughn) March 25, 2016
20.
sometimes i call watermelons summer pumpkins and nobody ever knows what im talking about.
— Sad Tiger (@SaddestTiger) June 5, 2013