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37.
[Hamburglar returns home from a long day of burger stealing]
another long day at work stealing burgers.
Wife: we need money not burgers— luke [from online] (@internetluke) October 13, 2014
38.
-The name's Bond. James Bond.
-I've written Bond now.
-Oh. Can you change it or is it too late?
-When your coffee's ready they'll call Bond— joe (@mutablejoe) July 4, 2014
39.
labradoodle or fried chicken ? pic.twitter.com/wn5bdjdtDf
— karen zack (@teenybiscuit) March 3, 2016
40.
please don't open up a new can of whoop ass when there is already an opened one in the refrigerator
— C H A R N L E Y (@DanKCharnley) May 7, 2014